Monday, February 20, 2006

My one armed mom

Things she can not do well one handed:
eat
dishes
stir
pour drinks
pet me
deal with the lack of help or the attitudes about helping
recline the sofa on the right side.
fold clothes
buckle the seatbelt
keep her piles of textbooks from falling
type
open bottles or jars
write

She has to take a standardized test for CU on Wednesday. She had to ask for special accomodations. Today is the oil change for the durango and shopping at Sears. Matt needs to be the man in black for the Orchestra during Sound of music. Director does not want anyone to see them when the lights go down. He says he will need to bring lots of caffeine into the pit because the music is putting him to sleep. Anyone want to call him and sing the hills are alive,edelweiss, or do a deer, be my guest. His "girlfriend"( just a friend according to him) will be there with him. Her name is Lauren. Kristen's boy of choice is Brandon. He was voted the hottest boy in 2nd grade and apparently has retained that title for her.

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